She's a beaut,
But if you're going to squeeze her,
Watch out for that enormous beezer.
Enter Judy.
judy: Where's the baby? punch: The baby? judy: Yes, the baby. punch: What, didn't you catch him? judy: Catch him?
punch: Yes; I threw him out the window. I thought you might be passing.
judy: Oh, my poor child!
punch: See here now, he was as much mine as yours.
judy: You beast, you cruel monster!
punch: Root-ity-toot! (They fight. Punch ducks down, comes up with club, hits the dodging Judy on the head and kills her. He lays the body out neatly across the front of the stage.) Isn't she a beauty! (Dances, sings.)